A Saturn Return Guide – Coveteur: Inside Closets, Fashion, Beauty, Health, and Travel

It’s been a longstanding cultural trope that your late twenties to early thirties are a time of tumultuous change. Whether that be your career, your romantic life, or “finding your purpose,” we all find ourselves at the threshold of that personal reckoning. Astrologically, this time is known as your “Saturn Return.” While each birthday is your “Solar Return,” your late 20s mark the anniversary of Saturn making a full rotation in your lifetime.

In astrology the planet of Saturn represents karma and responsibility, transiting every 28-30 years into the same position it was at when you were born. Saturn’s job is to turn on the pressure cooker and force you to get serious about living up to your soul’s potential.

In pop culture, Daddy Karma gets an ominous rep for wreaking havoc. Just ask Ariana Grande, SZA, and Kacey Musgraves, who all recently released songs paying homage to their planetary-induced quarter-life crisis.

If you’re reading this and panicking, fear not! Please take heed that not all Saturn returns are created equal. Depending on your unique birth chart, you could have an extra spicy initiation or mild nudge from the universe to launch you into this next phase of adulthood.

Saturn can inspire serious shifts and long-term decision-making around marriages, breakups, relocation, career pivots, health, and children. Your personal experience will depend on multiple astrological factors, and, most importantly, how you take responsibility for owning your sh*t. So without further ado, let’s guide you through the steps for mastering this two-year semester of spiritually maturity.

Step 1: Understand the Assignment

Though everyone’s chart is different, you’ll experience commonality with peers born with Saturn in the same sign. So to begin your journey, first look up your Saturn placement in your natal chart. While this can be done on most astrology apps, I personally prefer open-source websites created by astrologers instead of AI robots, like Astro-Seek or Cafe Astrology.

Once you find out which of the 12 zodiac signs Saturn fell in when you were born, it’s time to study the elements. If Saturn fell into a water sign—Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces—your lesson will encompass themes of emotional mastery. Find ways to connect more deeply with your feelings, without numbing or escaping them, and learn how to harness your intuition. With natal Saturn in a fire sign—Aries, Leo, Sagittarius—you’re growing your confidence, discovering your personal identity, and taking action with your passions. Saturn in an earth sign—Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn—brings more practical matters to the forefront of attention and makes sure the structure of your life is solid. Air sign Saturn placements of Gemini, Libra, Aquarius, are broadly tasked with clear communication, mental health, and self-expression.

Sit with your Saturn theme and take stock of where you can grow around these areas. Get honest with yourself about where you’re taking shortcuts with accountability. Answer the question: what’s the toxic trait holding me back here?

Step 2: Birth Time Matters. Get Technical!

It’s time to call up your mom. Dig up your social security card if you must! Having your exact time of birth is key to understanding the basics of your horoscope, which is actually calculated by the rising sign and house system. You can think of the house system as the “set” of your life’s movie, where the planetary elemental themes are expressed in specific areas of focus.

Once you have your birth time handy, input it into the astro calculator of your choice. If done properly, you’ll see both a wheel and a chart with a number assigned to your Saturn sign.

For visual learners, peep the image below from Astro Seek of a birth chart with Saturn in the 5th house of Pisces.

Angular houses 1, 4, 7, and 10 are hit hardest in the Saturn return. If you’re lucky enough to be dealt this hand, expect major breakthrough decisions around self, relationships, home, and career. It’s time to sh*t or get off the pot, to put it crudely! Each house asks something different of us for our own personal Saturn Return. Read on for a cheat sheet for all house placements.

  • Saturn in House 1: Your Saturn return impacts your sense of self, often resulting in relationship shifts, career upgrades, and changes to personal appearance. Think of it as a rebrand, oftentimes forced by outside events. Ask yourself: Who are you becoming? How can you step further into a leadership role?
  • Saturn in House 2: What do you value? The next two years are going to test your self-worth and relationship to money, often impacting finances or other practical resources. It’s a season to ensure your productivity aligns with your income and your spending habits set you up for future success. Start budgeting!
  • Saturn in House 3: Watch your words wisely during the next two years! You can look at this cycle as a long-term mercury retrograde, where you refine the way you communicate and frequently experience challenges with travel and transitions. On the positive side, you may have untapped writing, podcasting, or technology skills that can become more pronounced by putting in the ‘work’ now. If you have siblings, there may be a strain, and unresolved issues float to the surface.
  • Saturn in House 4: Tis the season for domestic adulting! Does your home environment support your flourishing? Relocation, home ownership, and working on your dwelling are ways Saturn impacts House 4. On a more emotional level, Saturn forces us to look at family dynamics and revisit our inner child to transform any unhealed dynamics. In some cases, family planning and children make sense to take on during this time.
  • Saturn in House 5: The party is over! No, really. It’s time to sober up and get serious about extracurricular activities with this placement. You may experience creative blocks and reduced social activity during this time. If you’re single and dating, you’ll be wise to press pause on the search and spend more time finding your own joy. Try new hobbies, expand your social network, and pursue longheld passions. If you’re in a relationship, this is when the honeymoon phase passes, and you have to ‘work’ at spicing up the connection.
  • Saturn in House 6: Your health and habits are front and center with this Saturn placement. Nutrition, exercise, and finding a work-life balance are all mandatory now. Ironically, Saturn puts pressure on your existing work environment, and you may feel ‘overwhelmed’ by day-to-day demands. The need to prioritize, delegate, and understand your body’s queues is key.
  • Saturn in House 7: Relationships are up for review during a two-year Saturn transit. I won’t sugar-coat it, this is one of the dreaded breakup transits for couples who aren’t suited for each other. Strong partnerships will be put to the test, and you will have to make serious decisions about the future. On the positive side, many harmonious relationships decide to get hitched during this time. In essence, Saturn will meet the relationship where it’s at, clearing house of any karmic partnerships holding you back, while also pushing along foundations for soulmates. This energy applies to business partnerships and best friends, in addition to romantic partners.
  • Saturn in House 8: How well do you understand your own psychology? Find yourself a solid therapist when Saturn moves through this house, as unpredictable events shake your deepest insecurities to the surface. Money matters are also important to stay on top of, with a special focus on taxes, investing, and wealth building. If you haven’t got yourself an IRA, now’s the time to get savvy! Those in a partnership may experience strain in ‘sharing’ resources and getting on the same page with saving.
  • Saturn in House 9: It’s back-to-school season, perhaps literally! Many natives with Saturn 9th house placements decide to pursue higher education during their Saturn return, or independently study subjects to enhance their careers. Foreign travel is also possible, though you may have to work through a language barrier. During this time you’ll also be more aware of global events and form a stronger sense of personal ethics.
  • Saturn in House 10: Is the career you’re pursuing truly your highest calling? This is the blunt existential question you’re facing. At best, you’re thinking more seriously about your future and receiving more responsibility at work. Oftentimes natives get what they wish for professionally and still feel unfulfilled. Hence, the soul-searching work of Saturn’s 10th house asks you to consider what legacy you want to leave behind. Don’t be afraid to make a major professional pivot. Do be aware that you’re under higher scrutiny in the public eye.
  • Saturn in House 11: Social groups, organizations, and your workplace may be going through radical shifts right now. You could feel somewhat isolated from your community at the beginning of this Saturn return, forcing you to explore new pastures for socializing. If you work for a company, there could be major re-orgs or internal shifts that impact your environment. It’s not uncommon for 11th-house natives to change companies during this transit, or distance themselves from superficial friend groups.
  • Saturn in House 12: You’re coming into the heightened sensitivities of your spiritual self and facing the greater mysteries of life. While it may feel enticing to detach, numb, or escape the intensity of this transit, your real task is to find practices that support your mental well-being. Meditation, yoga, breathwork, reiki, reading, hypnotherapy, visualization and art are all therapies helpful during this cycle. You also have to be wary of snake-in-the-grass enemies and others who are not straightforward with you. While it may feel compelling to simply introvert and emerge after two years, this transit is all about understanding who, and what fuels your spirit instead of depleting it.

Step 3: Do “The Work”

The Saturn Return is a two-year marathon, not a sprint! The beginning tends to be most intense, as you’re learning how this energy wants to show up literally in your life. To get more exact timing, you’ll need to see an astrologer, but the sooner you start integrating the lessons, the easier it gets. Saturn rewards discipline, maturity, accountability, and hard work. Tis the season to ‘shlog!

If you’re feeling sorry for yourself throughout the process, just remember every single human on the planet goes through the Saturn return. Some have harsher hands dealt than others!

If you’re math savvy, you’re probably noting that at age 56, the Saturn loop strikes once again, and you have a second chance to revisit these lessons. Just ask the cast of Sex and the City, who are all dealing with a second Saturn wave this year.

The key to “success” with Saturn is to show up for yourself and surrender to the process. Even though we live in a free-will universe, there’s always an element of fate when the lord of karma comes to town. Understand that whatever events occur during this time period are happening in service of your growth. No mud, no lotus.

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